Miley Cyrus Has Nothing on My Wrecking Ball

October 14, 2013
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My Bad Elf - Miley Aint Got Nothing on This Wrecking Ball

You put me high up on the shelf
And now, I’m not coming down.
You Facebook this, and you Pinterest that,
And now I look like a clown.
Quit posting crap all over town!
I came in like a wrecking ball,
I hate that it is turning fall,
All I wanted was to drink some beer,
And now I am bringing christmas cheer,
Yeah, you and your cheer.
Don’t you ever say, I said to behave,
I really don’t give a shit.
I can’t live like this, policing kids and their gifts,
I still don’t give a shit.
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If the North Koreans can do it…

December 14, 2012
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So can I – how hard can it be if a backward nation like that can do it?

I’m also pretty sure this is what North Koreans launched into orbit, certainly it will destroy us all…

Sorry for going all geo-political on ya this evening :-) .  It’s a ICBEH instead of an ICBM – InterContinental Ballistic Elf Head.

This is obviously another anti-Christmas ploy by the North Koreans, maybe even the realization of the new Red Dawn movie?

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One F*%$ing Light Goes Out…

December 12, 2012
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And they all go out, what the hell?  At least I have these two buddies to keep me company!

Just chuck ‘em and buy a new set, or maybe get that gun-thingy on the infomercial?  I could shoot these right now, great design, and I can see why that guy is a millionaire now.

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